1. Sirens. Why on earth are these necessary? Oh right, they AREN’T. Even if I’ve heard the song multiple times, I check the rearview mirror and wonder if I should move over a lane. Why inspire paranoia?
2. Honking horns. Similar to sirens: completely unnecessary. Someday, some poor kid is going to be sitting at a red light listening to “California Gurls” and will accidentally rear-end someone when he hears the honking car horn.
3. Laughing. This seems to be getting more popular. From the Gorillaz to K$sha to freakin’ Miley Cyrus, STOP LAUGHING IN YOUR SONGS. Your giggles are not cute and I refuse to laugh with you. Refuse.